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To be out of line, ridiculous and hard to define. Like asking for a bowling ball at a dog show, then going ape shit when you don't get it.
This guy comes to my sisters wedding and starts to qwerve. He asked my Grandma for a condom. The whole place went silent at the sight of him qwerving with no regard for his dignity or pride.
qwerve by TheLongWind May 7, 2017
Words you can keep
To be high from THC and caffeine simultaneously.
Person 1: I just finished that joint. Now to finish my coffee.
Person 2: You're gonna be qwerked...
Qwerked by Vital May 3, 2014
When you need to explain why you are buying cigarettes, 4 packs of Yu-Gi-Oh cards, a condom, and a children's picture book in a single word.
Store Clerk: Sir, you're purchasing quite the unusual combo. Wanna explain why?
Jonathan: Qwelve.
Store Clerk: I gotcha, that'll be 22.99.
Qwelve by Oyrsted March 24, 2020
An absolute lad who is the funniest person you could meet. Just don’t state your opinion he can be a very judgy person, beware his sliver tongue when he starts an argument he shall not give up until he wins. Kind of a grammar Nazi, will call you a dipstick if you spell something wrong. He is a smart person, but sometimes unintentionally hurts others with his words. Rages when someone does something idiotic. Qwertea loves making and posting memes. An honest guy, who is a bit self-conscious but overall, he is an amazing human. You’d be lucky to have him in your life.
Person: im sorry youre mum died
qwertea: its your not youre
Qwertea by define_my_username May 21, 2020
You have opened the incomprehensible realm of peak boredom.
The realm which the realm god failed to control.

Good luck.
A code used for the boredom realm, you will find a computer and type "qwerrewq".
You are in the realm of peak boredom. Good luck.

Person 1: *enters code*
Person 2: Woah, what is this place?
Person 1: It's.. so.. bright..
qwerrewq by qwerty magician November 15, 2022

qwerwertertyrtyutyuiyuiouiopasdfsdfgdfghfghjghjkhjklzxcvxcvbcvbnvbnm 

You're clearly very bored.
Way to get rid of people
Person 1: comes in room
Person 2: qwerwertertyrtyutyuiyuiouiopasdfsdfgdfghfghjghjkhjklzxcvxcvbcvbnvbnm
Person 1: 😳

qwerebait 

a faggot, loser, nerd, bitch, asshole, trenton, etc.
Trenton is a qwerebait
qwerebait by qsxdrfgter October 1, 2007
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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