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To be out of line, ridiculous and hard to define. Like asking for a bowling ball at a dog show, then going ape shit when you don't get it.
This guy comes to my sisters wedding and starts to qwerve. He asked my Grandma for a condom. The whole place went silent at the sight of him qwerving with no regard for his dignity or pride.
qwerve by TheLongWind May 7, 2017
Words you can keep
To be high from THC and caffeine simultaneously.
Person 1: I just finished that joint. Now to finish my coffee.
Person 2: You're gonna be qwerked...
Qwerked by Vital May 3, 2014
When you need to explain why you are buying cigarettes, 4 packs of Yu-Gi-Oh cards, a condom, and a children's picture book in a single word.
Store Clerk: Sir, you're purchasing quite the unusual combo. Wanna explain why?
Jonathan: Qwelve.
Store Clerk: I gotcha, that'll be 22.99.
Qwelve by Oyrsted March 24, 2020
An absolute lad who is the funniest person you could meet. Just don’t state your opinion he can be a very judgy person, beware his sliver tongue when he starts an argument he shall not give up until he wins. Kind of a grammar Nazi, will call you a dipstick if you spell something wrong. He is a smart person, but sometimes unintentionally hurts others with his words. Rages when someone does something idiotic. Qwertea loves making and posting memes. An honest guy, who is a bit self-conscious but overall, he is an amazing human. You’d be lucky to have him in your life.
Person: im sorry youre mum died
qwertea: its your not youre
Qwertea by define_my_username May 21, 2020
You have opened the incomprehensible realm of peak boredom.
The realm which the realm god failed to control.

Good luck.
A code used for the boredom realm, you will find a computer and type "qwerrewq".
You are in the realm of peak boredom. Good luck.

Person 1: *enters code*
Person 2: Woah, what is this place?
Person 1: It's.. so.. bright..
qwerrewq by qwerty magician November 15, 2022

qwerwertertyrtyutyuiyuiouiopasdfsdfgdfghfghjghjkhjklzxcvxcvbcvbnvbnm 

You're clearly very bored.
Way to get rid of people
Person 1: comes in room
Person 2: qwerwertertyrtyutyuiyuiouiopasdfsdfgdfghfghjghjkhjklzxcvxcvbcvbnvbnm
Person 1: 😳

qwerebait 

a faggot, loser, nerd, bitch, asshole, trenton, etc.
Trenton is a qwerebait
qwerebait by qsxdrfgter October 1, 2007
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
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