Quixtar

A pyramid scheme by many of the same people who brought you Amway. If someone approaches you, asks if you are interested in an e-commerce opportunity, and mentions Quixtar, RUN, don't walk away as fast as you can. At least type in Quixtar in groups.google.com.

Quixtar.com IS amway

Quixtar by Evil Empire May 6, 2005

Quixtar

Quixtar Inc. is a Web-based e-commerce business launched September 1, 1999. Quixtar offers consumer shopping, membership benefits and business ownership opportunities on the Internet. Quixtar operates using a form of marketing called "referral marketing" or more commonly, "direct selling." Independent Business Owners (IBOs) powered by Quixtar refer customers to www.quixtar.com for products and services and earn income based on sales resulting from their referrals and on sales made by other IBOs they have registered. Each IBO's individual success depends upon his or her own efforts and the selling efforts of those whom they register.

From 'The Better Business Bureau'

Quixtar? Yeah, I get vitamins from them.

Quixtar by Brent Hanson October 7, 2005

Quixtar-like 

Greedy, money-hungry, describing people who fall for scams and pyramid schemes such as Quixtar and Amway (the failed version of Quixtar). Describing people who will pay $100 to attend a pointless rally where they will hold candles and listen to greed-driven liars speak. Describing people who have the desire to become rich quickly, only to become broke later in life.

Psychologist: Why are you a plumber?
Plumber: I have no money.
Psychologist: Why not? I thought I knew you back then. You had a college degree. You were a successful accountant.
Plumber: I gave it all up for Quixtar. I had it all, and I lost everything because I wasted my money on tapes and pointless materials for Quixtar. I now prevent people's shit from overflowing as my career.
Psychologist: Oh, son, you are so quixtar-like. Now excuse me while I go to the bathroom. Please wait outside so you can prevent the toilet from overflowing. I have a big one coming...or two.

Quixtar-like by AL1 November 14, 2005

Quixtar D-Bags 

People who used to be "involved" with either Quixtar or Amway, and think that because they didn't have the balls to actually do any work, that it "is a scam".

And then they bad mouth the organization to justify their failure.

P.S- The rest of us IBO's ARE making fun of you!

"So have you ever Googled Quixtar?"

"Yeah it is just a bunch on Quixtar D-Bags whining about their failures, not worth my time."

Quixtar D-Bags by Driven May 1, 2008

Quintard 

A retarded person that has the last name "Quintin". Usually this person is described as oblivious to what's going on, sometime thinking something bad is good, and just overall retarded.

Quintard: "Okay guys, quite down. Here's your test. No cheating."
Student 1: *Gets handed test*
Student 2: *Gets handed test* "Yo what's the answer to the multiple choice."
Student 1: "I'll tilt my paper up and you just stand up and look over my shoulder to see my answers when I'm done while I'm "double checking"."
Student 2: "What? Won't we get caught?"
Student 1: "No. Our teacher is Quintard, she doesn't know what the fuck is actually happening."

Quintard by PP Big Bags November 1, 2019

Quintarius 

A handsome gentleman who is loving and gets attached to fast

Quintarius is very smart

Quintarius by Redmist57 June 1, 2020

Quintar

A deritive of the famous gentlemen's drink otherwise known as a Gin & Tonic with a twist of lime. Also known as a "Quintar" or "Qwintar" in some certain circles.

Aubrey and I are meeting up for a few Quintar's after work, would you like to join us?

Quintar by M.E. Allen July 22, 2008