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quirtibate 

to experience a dyspraxia "attack" (specifically a lapse in coordination).
(quirtibate)

A: That's the fourth time you've knocked over your milk tonight, B. What the fuck.
B: It's not my fault I keep quirtibating.
quirtibate by RicoCris August 7, 2019

Quirtibate 

What happens when you're sitting around doing nothing and you end up suddenly flailing, often causing mass damage.

To cause something unexpected (especially negative) to occur physically without even realizing it, usually because of how quickly everything happens.
Jenny was holding her phone in her left hand, but she quirtibated when I shook her right hand and now she has to get her screen fixed.
Quirtibate by Emery.0 September 17, 2018

Quintilateral 

Quintilateral can mean anything with five sides, somewhat similar to quadrilateral, trilateral, bilateral, and unilateral.
John, Jessica, Jimmy, Jane, and Joe had a quintilateral agreement: none of them would ever speak of last night.
Quintilateral by haneefmubarak August 1, 2013

18 quintilton 446 quadrillion 774 trillion 073 billion 709 million 551 thousand 616 planets 

The number of planets in no mans sky.
I wonder how many planets are in No Man's Sky?
18 quintilton 446 quadrillion 774 trillion 073 billion 709 million 551 thousand 616 planets

Quitimate 

'quitimate' was coined as a response to the quip 'too legit to quit'. 'too legit to quit' refers to something too good to stop (or an MC hammer song), and 'too legitimate to quitimate' is a knockoff or mockery of this.
Don't stop, that's to legitimate to quitimate!
Quitimate by previouslyadjetive April 12, 2011

Quinticate 

The division of the American state of Texas into 5 parts, as allowed by the Constitution of that state.
The rest of the United States finally forced Texas to quinticate by a vote of 300 million to 23 million. The end of Hubris was expected soon, and there was dancing in the streets.
Quinticate by Teech2 October 1, 2009
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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