'quitimate' was coined as a response to the quip 'too legit to quit'. 'too legit to quit' refers to something too good to stop (or an MC hammer song), and 'too legitimate to quitimate' is a knockoff or mockery of this.
The division of the American state of Texas into 5 parts, as allowed by the Constitution of that state.
The rest of the United States finally forced Texas to quinticate by a vote of 300 million to 23 million. The end of Hubris was expected soon, and there was dancing in the streets.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.