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quirtibate 

to experience a dyspraxia "attack" (specifically a lapse in coordination).
(quirtibate)

A: That's the fourth time you've knocked over your milk tonight, B. What the fuck.
B: It's not my fault I keep quirtibating.
quirtibate by RicoCris August 7, 2019

Quirtibate 

What happens when you're sitting around doing nothing and you end up suddenly flailing, often causing mass damage.

To cause something unexpected (especially negative) to occur physically without even realizing it, usually because of how quickly everything happens.
Jenny was holding her phone in her left hand, but she quirtibated when I shook her right hand and now she has to get her screen fixed.
Quirtibate by Emery.0 September 17, 2018

quintickled 

bro i don’t even know what this shit means i just see @/frogbio on tiktok use it all the time
“xie lian: devour every last molecule of my diabolically rancid ahh ‘hamburger’ that leaves you quintickled after one (1) whiff and i’ll drench my booty cheeks in coconut oil and twerk” - Soph/Frogbio
quintickled by ???what April 23, 2022

Quintilateral 

Quintilateral can mean anything with five sides, somewhat similar to quadrilateral, trilateral, bilateral, and unilateral.
John, Jessica, Jimmy, Jane, and Joe had a quintilateral agreement: none of them would ever speak of last night.
Quintilateral by haneefmubarak August 1, 2013

Quintilate 

Mind created, spontaneous orgasm in panties. Both male and female can experience this so long as they are wearing panties.
That mind fucked me so well that I quintilated so hard. I need to change my panties.
Quintilate by Quintilate June 8, 2019

Quitimate 

'quitimate' was coined as a response to the quip 'too legit to quit'. 'too legit to quit' refers to something too good to stop (or an MC hammer song), and 'too legitimate to quitimate' is a knockoff or mockery of this.
Don't stop, that's to legitimate to quitimate!
Quitimate by previouslyadjetive April 12, 2011