Quilification

(n) The process of systematically replacing standard office stationary with quills and parchment.

"I'm sick of this bloody quilification, Algernon! It takes five times longer to write anything since they took away all our pens and computers!"

by macduy April 1, 2009

quocification

the realization of a real person having qualities stereotyped by queer tumblr original characters

other related terms: quocified, quocifying

"do you ever feel like you look or belong in a tumblr oc reference sheet?"

1.) "Yeah dude, thats quocification"

2.) "Hey dude, try on this maid outfit"

"Dont quocify me"

3.) "The quocified person resembled a goth Ms Frizzle"

by Sunyvila February 16, 2023

qualifications

Breasts

She's got perfect qualifications - give her the job!

by Sophie Wit-Tank February 5, 2010

Qualifications

Those physical blocks that stop you from doing what you enjoy for a living

I was an amzing artist, I could of saved the world with my awesome Talent, but not having three BA degrees caused the world to be destoryed by art obsessed aliens

Thus if you don't go through boring shit for about five years, you don't get Qualifications and don't have a life, despite your skill in anything.

by Jdeadevil1223445323132 June 12, 2010

qualification

FUCKKKK YOUUUUUUUU

qualification

by Word_God December 13, 2018

Qualification to sing with akon

Having sex in the last 30 minuets (from Lonely Island and Akon song "I Just had Sex")

"Since I had sex twenty minutes ago, I have passed the qualification to sing with Akon."

by You know Who, or do you? September 4, 2013

National 3 Hole Qualification Day

Celebrated on April 14th, two months after Valentine's Day and one month after Steak and BJ Day, this is a holiday for both men and sexy, adventurous women!

Joe: "Hey it's April 14th! I'm going to head home to celebrate National 3 Hole Qualification Day!"

John: "You lucky fucker. Guess I'll head to B-Dubs then head home and rub one out..."

by MPS208 March 27, 2023