Quickting

(adj) Very short sexual relationship i.e. a one night stand. Unfortunately very likely to result in pregnancy or the acquiring of an STD.

Bredrin #1: "Chantelle keeps pranking me, dont she know it was just a quickting?"

Bredrin #2: "Shes scatty like that y'know bredda."

by royale male April 22, 2006

lap quilting

spanking in a pattern

Debbie had a craving for lap quilting

by manshark November 24, 2014

Quacking farts

Quacking farts are flatulence which sounds like a duck.

Dr. F. wondered if the student had a duck up his ass due to the quacking farts he heard.

by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

QuickTime

Awful media player by Apple which is usually installed by people only because they need it to run a .MOV file, Apple's shitty proprietary video format. Constantly freezes or lags out on older computers and laptops, and has the ugliest, most unintuitive GUI ever. Has features that require a paid PRO license which are free in other programs, such as video conversion. Has absolutely no support at all for the Windows version. It leaves behind various malware such as Apple Application Support and Apple Software Update when uninstalled.

If you're planning to install QuickTime, you might as well use Windows Media Player.

by rfrsiopgjdog December 16, 2014

quitting time

When a days work is finally over....time to go home

Its 6pm end of a shift....quitting time baby

by Jerseyslang June 24, 2014

Ali Quicking

This is when one homosexual male performs oral sexupon another male and deepthroats him so agressively that he throws up on his penis. This vomit is then used as an anal lubricant so they can engage is some ferocious bum sex.

"Oh my god, that Ali Quicking we got up to last night was so intense, I chundered everywhere and there was so much of it we could ferociously bum for hours"

by Zenarocks September 19, 2012

Quicktime

An annoying virus program.

FUCK YOU QUICKTIME! LET ME EDIT THIS VIDEO!

OH MY GOD I WASTED MY MONEY ON QUICKTIME

THIS IS SHIT! LAUGH OUT LOUD, DON'T EVEN TOUCH MY VIDEOS!

"Did you just download Quicktime?"
"Ya"
"Oh shit... you just ruined your videos."

by I hate Quicktime May 4, 2009