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Used to describe someone who is hotter than hot. From Chris Lilley's show Ja'mie: Private School Girl
"OMG, Hugo is so quiche."
"I really wish that I had a quiche girlfriend like Izzy"
Quiche by ACBP October 23, 2013
Ja'mie is so quiche
Quiche by privateschoolgirl October 23, 2013

Coronation Quiche 

1) Food purchased solely to be used in a protest. One is 'crowned' with the (usually rotten) food. Hence the word coronation. Out of date quiche is readily available and can be thrown in an aero-dynamic way.

2) To spend other people's money on something that you want and they don't. In this case it's not the food that's rotten, but the source.

3) Rotten food.
For example: "He was supposed to buy the pizza, but he got us all salad instead. Tasted like Coronation Quiche".

Quiche Crumbs 

The dry, flaky, smelly cheese-like smegma clinging to a filthy unwashed dick.
Obamanique went to give her daddyo a quick nosh. When her tongue licked his bell-end she found it covered in quiche crumbs. Delicious!
Quiche Crumbs by Spongebobeehsa September 26, 2009
ethan is a quiche
quiche by anonymous September 25, 2018

master quiche

To take a dump in someone's microwave and turn it on. Usually done at the victim's house while he's passed out.
"That guy stiffed me $20, but it's ok, I left a master quiche in his microwave"
master quiche by herrsquidward January 13, 2008