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A Quergh (pronounced kerg) is an excellent person with boosted intelligence. They are intelligent because they use Windows Vista.
Person 1: Holy shit it’s a Quergh!
Person 2: Dudeeeee... guess what?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I just ordered a windows vista install disc. :)
Person 1: :0
Quergh by NUBBYNUB December 12, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
When you try to write quirked into google docs and It had a seizure about it.
Dude, I was trying to write smut and google docs querched, hard.
querched by Duckosaurus August 1, 2020
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The sound of when someone who has recently been ejaculated into queefs, and the semen gurgles out.
"When we were lying in bed afterwards, I heard a quergle, and then felt something wet on my leg"
"I just quergled"
Quergle by quergly-gurl August 25, 2021
similar to clench; squeezing or tightening
Brexavier: Yo, doc. Why my balls querching?
Doc: I do not know, Mr. Ferrison. It's only a prostate exam.
querch by prayleaux February 14, 2021
1. A male who has sexual feelings towards animals

2. (adj.) Quergly: Man who is friget to humans but not animals

1. Look at that quergle over there having sex with that duck! eww he's so discusting.

2. Shut your face you quergly bitch!
Quergle by Matt and Jay December 11, 2008

Quergafag 

gay in a degrading manner (pr. kwer-guh-fag)
Man, you a quergafag dog
Quergafag by Chris D. Young December 13, 2008

querging 

To bore a group of Master's students to induce a mass suicide out of a 6th story window; typically in Spain
After a lengthy querging session by the analytical modelling professor, several students threw themselves face-first into the pavement 6 stories below
querging by Dictomaniac March 17, 2015
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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