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I came up with it.
It is a dick fart.
You are a Queft, which means you are a dick fart.
Queft by Tyler November 15, 2004
Related Words
Queft • queet • quaft • queff • quent • Quef • Quafter • queeta • Queeter • quefe

San Quentin mating call 

A fart among a bunch of horny incarcerated men.
In a jail holding cell:

Man, I gotta cut one.

Dude, keep a tight sphincter. You don't want to be letting out no San Quentin mating call here.
San Quentin mating call by TJ3 February 3, 2010

qsefthuko 

a word made by typing a zig-zag on the first and second row of the keyboard. Usually made when extremely bored because you are not doing the work you were set in class and have already looked up qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm on urban dictionary
oh my days i'm qsefthuko bored
qsefthuko by CAM3r000nAndrad£ September 26, 2017
A one of a kind, rare to find, sexy, powerful human being with the skills of a god, loves to love but will not settle for hate. Quenton’s always do their best to put a smile on others faces regardless of what they’re going through. Quenton’s are a very unique species of human because of their ever-growing intellect, unmatched creativity, eternal wisdom and their unrivaled sense of humor.
Quenton is so amazing, it almost like he’s not human!

That guy is definitely a Quenton, I mean look at the way he uses his quenjutsu
Quenton by notneuq August 12, 2019

Sun quentin 

Sun Quentin is the informal nickname of the offices of Sun Microsystems. Close proximity to the San Francisco bay and the architecture of the buildings are reminiscent of San Quentin, a California state prison.
Having pulled a stretch in Sun Quentin, joe the engineer moved on to a small startup company in the sili valley
Sun quentin by JoeTheEngineer June 16, 2009

Queeftain 

A female leader of a tribe that has birthed 42 children and is constantly queefing.
Omg we just went to an Indian reservation and got to meet the queeftain, she couldn't stop pumping air out of her taint.
Queeftain by ATBA5EBALL May 20, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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