qweefburger
qweefburger by PervertedMotherFucker February 24, 2015
Words you can keep
Cockmongling Qweefburg3r
Arby "n" the Chief Series 3 episode 3 "Professional" The nest day after the Arbiter meets the chief's best friend craig who claims to be MLG the Arbiter grabs a can of beer from the fridge and while heading back to the xbox he spots Chief crying and Chief explains that Craig and his friends made fun of Chief and made him upset. The Arbiter does not really seem to care until he finds out the Craig has called him a COCKMONGLING QWEEFBURG3Rthen the arbiter storms off to the xbox and sorts it out with craig. You see this event happening in the next episode "Face off"
Arbiter:" what the hell. Chief? "
Chief: " :'( Go weeyy "
Arbiter:" what's the matter? Run out of vaseline again? "
Chief:" Snif its craig "
Arbiter:" What ABOUT that douche? "
Chief:" Him adn his frinds maed fuN of meh, maed meh crai :(! "
Arbiter:" well maybe NOW you'll learn to pick better friends "
Chief:" adn he calld u a cockmongling Qweefburg3r "
Chief: " :'( Go weeyy "
Arbiter:" what's the matter? Run out of vaseline again? "
Chief:" Snif its craig "
Arbiter:" What ABOUT that douche? "
Chief:" Him adn his frinds maed fuN of meh, maed meh crai :(! "
Arbiter:" well maybe NOW you'll learn to pick better friends "
Chief:" adn he calld u a cockmongling Qweefburg3r "
Cockmongling Qweefburg3r by Moe.Y December 16, 2008
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Queefburger
n. (slang) An insult coined from the term queef (which refers to a vaginal fart) which is used to insult those with questionable or poor hygiene, background, sexual habits or orientation, or for those who have just ticked you off.
n. Rarely can refer to a grilled queef nugget or LITERAL "queefburger" although this is uncommon.
n. Rarely can refer to a grilled queef nugget or LITERAL "queefburger" although this is uncommon.
Guy 1: What are you doing?
Guy 2: Samus.
Guy 1: Without protection? You queefburger!
-OR-
Guy 3: Hey! You stole my lunch money!
Guy 4: Yea, so?
Guy 3: You fucking queefburger, I'm gonna kick your ass!
Guy 2: Samus.
Guy 1: Without protection? You queefburger!
-OR-
Guy 3: Hey! You stole my lunch money!
Guy 4: Yea, so?
Guy 3: You fucking queefburger, I'm gonna kick your ass!
Queefburger by Fire Arr0w22 April 1, 2007
Queefburger
Queefburger by MisterMeow11 January 17, 2017
queefburger
n. bun+grilled queefnugget+ketchup+bun (need I say more?)
n. (slang) Also used as an insult to people of questionable backround, hygeinity, or sexual preference. Also implies that someone eats queefburgers, makes queefburgers or has a "queefburger girlfriend".
n. (slang) Also used as an insult to people of questionable backround, hygeinity, or sexual preference. Also implies that someone eats queefburgers, makes queefburgers or has a "queefburger girlfriend".
Kes: Rytas, are you cooking a queefburger?
Rytas: Why yes, i am. Want one?
Kes: Ewww.... that's gross, you queefburger! No!
Rytas: Why yes, i am. Want one?
Kes: Ewww.... that's gross, you queefburger! No!
queefburger by K-dog 23 March 28, 2007
queenburger
a fatter, jollier version of the queenball variety. smokes, drinks larger like its going out of fashion and lets other people wipe their anuses on their own underpants.
see queenball
see queenball
queenburger by Mathew Tyrer January 18, 2008
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026