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Cockmongling Qweefburg3r

Arby "n" the Chief Series 3 episode 3 "Professional" The nest day after the Arbiter meets the chief's best friend craig who claims to be MLG the Arbiter grabs a can of beer from the fridge and while heading back to the xbox he spots Chief crying and Chief explains that Craig and his friends made fun of Chief and made him upset. The Arbiter does not really seem to care until he finds out the Craig has called him a COCKMONGLING QWEEFBURG3Rthen the arbiter storms off to the xbox and sorts it out with craig. You see this event happening in the next episode "Face off"
Arbiter:" what the hell. Chief? "
Chief: " :'( Go weeyy "
Arbiter:" what's the matter? Run out of vaseline again? "
Chief:" Snif its craig "
Arbiter:" What ABOUT that douche? "
Chief:" Him adn his frinds maed fuN of meh, maed meh crai :(! "
Arbiter:" well maybe NOW you'll learn to pick better friends "
Chief:" adn he calld u a cockmongling Qweefburg3r "
Cockmongling Qweefburg3r by Moe.Y December 16, 2008

Queefburger 

n. (slang) An insult coined from the term queef (which refers to a vaginal fart) which is used to insult those with questionable or poor hygiene, background, sexual habits or orientation, or for those who have just ticked you off.

n. Rarely can refer to a grilled queef nugget or LITERAL "queefburger" although this is uncommon.
Guy 1: What are you doing?

Guy 2: Samus.

Guy 1: Without protection? You queefburger!

-OR-

Guy 3: Hey! You stole my lunch money!

Guy 4: Yea, so?

Guy 3: You fucking queefburger, I'm gonna kick your ass!
Queefburger by Fire Arr0w22 April 1, 2007

Queefburger 

When one queefs on a cheeseburger; similar to the term "cake fart"
I can't wait to try queefburger tonight.
Queefburger by MisterMeow11 January 17, 2017

queefburger 

n. bun+grilled queefnugget+ketchup+bun (need I say more?)

n. (slang) Also used as an insult to people of questionable backround, hygeinity, or sexual preference. Also implies that someone eats queefburgers, makes queefburgers or has a "queefburger girlfriend".
Kes: Rytas, are you cooking a queefburger?

Rytas: Why yes, i am. Want one?

Kes: Ewww.... that's gross, you queefburger! No!
queefburger by K-dog 23 March 28, 2007

queenburger 

a fatter, jollier version of the queenball variety. smokes, drinks larger like its going out of fashion and lets other people wipe their anuses on their own underpants.

see queenball
oooooh yes, that Faulkners a proper queenburger!
queenburger by Mathew Tyrer January 18, 2008

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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