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Queef Cannon 

When you punch a girl hard enough in the uterus thar she indefinitely won’t stop queefing
“Hey Matthew heard you hit the queef cannon on that slut last night”

“Hell yeah that shit wouldn’t stop!”
Queef Cannon by Grabeast69 June 30, 2021

Queef Cannon 

She's got quite the queef cannon..
Queef Cannon by Manvstaco July 19, 2021

queef-cannon

Queef-cannon (NOUN): a vulgar, slang term for a nauseatingly filthy vagina.
Armando: You were pretty wasted last night...did you get lucky?
Jimbo: Nope...I projectile vomited after Cheryl whipped out her queef-cannon. Thankfully, I passed out shortly afterward.
queef-cannon by jsphwhitaker October 27, 2011

Alabama queef canon 

When having insane sex on top of a civil war era cannon your partner screams FUCK ME HARDER resulting in you pulling out from fear, the resulting queef launches your partner 10 feet in the air pulling a confederate flag behind her showing the pride of this amazing country. (can only be performed in alabama)
Pipedope: hey Snakeman wanna try the Alabama queef canon?

Snakeman: okay Pipedope lets get this going

Powerful queen cannon 

When a drumstick is shoved inside a woman, and the drumstick is fired out with enough force to stick to the wall.
After that powerful queen Cannon you'll never get the deposit back on the apartment

queefcannon

a non stop pussy fart that continues
on more than 40 seconds.
abbycannon
www.myspace.com/abbycannon

at school many people like to call abby
the queef or my favorite the queefcannon
queefcannon by jon-uh-thin May 8, 2008
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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