Jim: I'm bored. Oh, wait! I know!
Jim (typing): Qweėęēêèéërtyÿuūùûüúiìįíîïīoõøōœòôöópaãåāàáâäæsšßśdfghjklłzżžźxcčçćvbnñńm
(Jim drops the phone he was typing on)
Jim: Oh, ahhh, holy qweėęēêèéërtyÿuūùûüúiìįíîïīoõøōœòôöópaãåāàáâäæsšßśdfghjklłzżžźxcčçćvbnñńm!
Behold: The maximum boredom you can get on an iPhone in the english language. Not only did you type every variation of every letter, but every variation of every character in the entire english keyboard. Now the universe will implode and it's all your fault.
You: I'm gonna type qweèéêëëēėęrtyÿuûüùúūiîïíīįìoôöòóœøōõpaàáâäæãåāsßśšdfghjklłzžźżxcçćčvbnñńm1234567890°-–—•/\:;()$₽¥€¢£₩&§@"”“„»«.…,?¿!¡'’‘`{}#%‰^*+=≠≈_\|~<>€£¥•.…,?¿!¡'’‘` instead of doing homework
When your SO BORED that you go on a mobile device and type EVERY character that’s possible
Billy: I’m bored
Tom: have you Tried typing qweèéêëēėęrtÿyūúùüûuìįīíïîiõōøœóòöôopAaàáâäæãåāsßśšdfghjkłlzžźżxcçćčvbńñnmQWEÈÉÊËĒĖĘRTŸYŪÚÙÜÛUÌĮĪÍÏÎIÕŌØŒÓÒÖÔOPAÀÁÂÄÆÃÅĀSŚŠDFGHJKŁLZŽŹŻXCÇĆČBŃÑNM 123456789°0-–—•/\:;()₽¥€$¢£₩&§@«»„“”".…,?¿!¡`‘’'{}#%‰^*+≈≠=_\|~<>€£¥•.…,?¿!¡`‘’'?
Billy: Oh my god you’re a genius!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.