Quarenteam

The small and very select group of degenerates that you choose to break quarantine with. Mostly to engage in illegal and ridiculous activities and also to puzzle.

Hey Matt, it's Michelle. What do you say we break quarantine and go party for three days with the Quarenteam? I'll call Mel and Elliot. I ordered a new puzzle from Amazon for the occasion.

by ShwelaDeville February 25, 2022

Quaranteam

The people you choose to live with during a coronavirus quarantine.

My girlfriend lives by herself, so my roommates and I have included her in our quaranteam

by Faquat March 21, 2020

Quarentime

The time spent in isolation so you don’t infect anyone else with your germs. You may not be sick, but the spread is real.

I’m working from home during my quarentime.

by newyears81 March 23, 2020

quarentash

Facial hair grown above upper lip during a period of quarentine

Hey Paul I see lockdown has allowed you to grow a fantastic quarentash, I bet you love re-enacting your favourite 70s pornstar while posing in the mirror

by Gremstar May 4, 2020

quarantease

When you're in self isolation and your girl keeps sending you the nudes

Dude I've been in self isolation since last Friday and Karen keeps sending me titty pics, she's such a quarantease

by moose knuckle the great March 22, 2020

Quaranteam

The lads/lasses' group chat for hard-core studying during isolation from COVID-19. It's a really clever word because it rhymes ;D

"Anyone know what on Earth a 'Quadratic Formula' is?"
"Don't worry mate, I sent my answers to the Quaranteam"

by Adzisanabsoluteweapon March 23, 2020

Quarantea

When the guy you're seeing six feet apart tells you he has a crush on you.

Let's have a Zoom call, I've got to share the quarantea!

by IsolationHamlin April 30, 2020