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quarantease 

sexting during lockdown, call that quarantease
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Quarantease 

The action of promising something, usually sex, after quarantine ends with no intention of developing.
Ray: She said after the pandemic ends she'll finally try anal.

Tay: Sounds to good to be true , she might be quaranteasing.

Kid 1: My uncle promised me after the quarantine he'll buy me an iPhone 12!!
Kid 2: It's a quarantease.

Wendel: She told me she realized life is too short and after this is all over she'll say yes to my proposal but she didn't

Doug: You've been quaranteased dawg

Quaranteened 

When an adult starts acting in a juvenile manner on par with a teenager because of lockdown or quarantine, either out of boredom or lack of accountability.
“Did you see Steve is on TikTok now doing all these stupid dances with the zoomers? Looks like he got quaranteened hard.”

“Since the lockdown, all I do is eat junk food and watch tv. I haven’t showered in a week and the dishes in my sink have been there even longer. Love being quaranteened.”

“My husband is happy being quaranteened; playing Fortnite and CoD all day while I’m at my ‘essential’ job.”
Quaranteened by But Sects July 17, 2020

Quaranteam 

The people you choose to live with during a coronavirus quarantine.
My girlfriend lives by herself, so my roommates and I have included her in our quaranteam
Quaranteam by Faquat March 21, 2020

Quaranteered 

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V. To be involuntarily volunteered by your significant other during a pandemic or lockdown situation.
"I was quaranteered by my wife to obtain a dresser for the girls' room."
Quaranteered by Danbob312 May 2, 2020

Quaranteam 

The lads/lasses' group chat for hard-core studying during isolation from COVID-19. It's a really clever word because it rhymes ;D
"Anyone know what on Earth a 'Quadratic Formula' is?"
"Don't worry mate, I sent my answers to the Quaranteam"
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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