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quarantitties 

As COVID-19 spread across the globe in March 2020, worldwide traffic of online pornography posted significantly higher viewing percentages as a result of people staying home under quarantine.

Quarantitties are pornographic videos viewed while under medical quarantine.
Steve: yo boss bro, I can't come into work today because I have a fever over 100.5 degrees, general malaise and shortness of breath. You will have to run the company without me for at least 14 days while I'm under medical quarantine

Carl: oh damn, be sure to drink plenty of fluids after taking in all those quarantitties on the internet

Quarantitties 

During the Covid-19 outbreak in 2020- when a girl in self-quarantine sends a guy a tit pics.
Yo- this girl with Corona let me see her quarantitties.
Quarantitties by JT Fett March 29, 2020

quarantigue 

Fatigue brought on by spending too long in Covid-19 self-isolation.
After weeks of Covid-19 self-isolation, I'm starting to suffer from quarantigue.
quarantigue by Sir Garence March 30, 2020

Quarantigue 

I'm so sick of wearing this mask, right? Serious quarantigue.
Quarantigue by xoxowendy May 5, 2020

quarantittyfuck 

this one does exactly what it says on the tin - it’s a tittyfuck secured whilst quarantining.
“Any chance of a quarantittyfuck, bbz?”
quarantittyfuck by Robocourier February 20, 2021

Quarantitties 

When your once skinny bf/husband over eats due to boredom during quarantine and starts to develop lil chubs on his chest, those are called quarantitties
"Did you see Mike when quarantine was over"?

"No, was it bad"?

"Eating out of boredom got the better of him, he now has quarantitties"

"Oh no, what a shame"