Quafft

The act of farting and quiffing at the same time.

I hate it when my girlfriend quaffts is bloody stinks...

by IdiotProofDude January 23, 2015

quaffted

When a female quiffs and farts at the same time.

I was sleeping in bed until the blanker went over my head and I had realized my girlfriend quaffted. Worst Dutch oven evee.

by IdiotProofDude January 12, 2015

Nectar quaffing

Drinking nectar in a posh manner, a way of expressing high social status and satisfaction with one's life.

"Yet A is happy!
Oh, so happy!
Laughing, Ha! ha!
Chaffing, Ha! ha!
Nectar quaffing, Ha! ha! ha!
Ever joyous, ever gay,
Happy, undeserving A!" -The Mikado

by Sir Arthur Sullivan October 12, 2010

Quaffable

Something you can drink and drink without thinking about. It's neither harsh nor cloying.

It's simply extremely easy to drink.

Person 1 - This whisky is good?

Person 2 - Yes it's extremely quaffable, I could drink the bottle without knowing.

by Stogie1991 February 15, 2018

quaffee

the result when you add alcohol to your morning caffeine

I added Bailey's to my espresso, then drank my quaffee.

by gRegWord October 19, 2016

Quaffy

A person with high fascinations and ambitions but lackluster skill in the work or activity they participate in. The person has a high tendency of lying, either exaggerating the value of their work or the effort put into it.

"John says he created that art, but he barely knows how to draw a straight line"
"Ugh.. I know. He's such a Quaffy"

by TheBigBadBobby June 28, 2023

Quafted

When a female queefs and busts at the same time

The sex was so good that my bitch quafted all over my long penis

by Mömmymïlkers69 June 17, 2021