Quafft 

The act of farting and quiffing at the same time.

I hate it when my girlfriend quaffts is bloody stinks...

Quafft by IdiotProofDude January 23, 2015

quaffted 

When a female quiffs and farts at the same time.

I was sleeping in bed until the blanker went over my head and I had realized my girlfriend quaffted. Worst Dutch oven evee.

quaffted by IdiotProofDude January 12, 2015

Nectar quaffing 

Drinking nectar in a posh manner, a way of expressing high social status and satisfaction with one's life.

"Yet A is happy!
Oh, so happy!
Laughing, Ha! ha!
Chaffing, Ha! ha!
Nectar quaffing, Ha! ha! ha!
Ever joyous, ever gay,
Happy, undeserving A!" -The Mikado

Nectar quaffing by Sir Arthur Sullivan October 12, 2010

Quaffable 

Something you can drink and drink without thinking about. It's neither harsh nor cloying.

It's simply extremely easy to drink.

Person 1 - This whisky is good?

Person 2 - Yes it's extremely quaffable, I could drink the bottle without knowing.

Quaffable by Stogie1991 February 15, 2018

quaffee 

the result when you add alcohol to your morning caffeine

I added Bailey's to my espresso, then drank my quaffee.

quaffee by gRegWord October 19, 2016

Quaffy

A person with high fascinations and ambitions but lackluster skill in the work or activity they participate in. The person has a high tendency of lying, either exaggerating the value of their work or the effort put into it.

"John says he created that art, but he barely knows how to draw a straight line"
"Ugh.. I know. He's such a Quaffy"

Quaffy by TheBigBadBobby June 28, 2023

Quafted 

When a female queefs and busts at the same time

The sex was so good that my bitch quafted all over my long penis

Quafted by Mömmymïlkers69 June 17, 2021