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qeef by bread infection December 30, 2005
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When, after an extended episode of concentrated reasoning, a lady realises that she has discovered a hitherto overlooked flaw in Einstein's Relativity Theory but coherent speech is made an impossibility due to an intense level of sexual excitement, she must resort to an audible vaginal emission to convey her profundities to any fortunate peer within earshot. The pungency of the resultant qeef can be overpowering and is directly proportional to the originality and validity of the lady's deductions.
Man, mid-coitus: "Phwoah?! What was that?"
Lady, ditto: "That, Archibald, was a post-structuralist analysis of the novel Bleak House by Charles Dickens."
Man: "It friggin' stinks!"
Lady, ditto: "That, Archibald, was a post-structuralist analysis of the novel Bleak House by Charles Dickens."
Man: "It friggin' stinks!"
qeef by cheddarfloor April 20, 2005
Qeef
Qeef by Dasexiassmothafucka July 15, 2011
qeef squirt juice
The definiton of qeef squirt juice is when you fart from your vagina and green brown poop comes out to.
You usally get this when eat alot of beans and put hot sauce and ketchup on them.
This could be very dangerous if you get a qeef squirt juice in school. kids will make fun of you -_-
You usally get this when eat alot of beans and put hot sauce and ketchup on them.
This could be very dangerous if you get a qeef squirt juice in school. kids will make fun of you -_-
OH MAN ! ; i got smelly qeef squirt juice in my pants;
i shouldnt of had those beans with hot sauce and ketchup on them =\
i shouldnt of had those beans with hot sauce and ketchup on them =\
qeef squirt juice by cookiefart June 28, 2009
qeef huffer
qeef huffer by Manuelo February 4, 2007
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