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(noun), He is the perfect-est boy to ever exist. He is very charming, charismatic and extremely knowledgeable. He is insanely alluring. He wants you to be the best version of yourself, and is very serious about you. He won't waste your time with sick excuses and will wife you up asap! His religious devotion and God-fearing nature reflect in his earnest approach to life. With a muscular physique and a sense of humour that never fails to charm, he combines strength with a heart-warming sense of fun. He is jealous and overprotective which adds to his charm! Also, he doesn't give other girls a chance to overstep because he only has one person in his heart. His cuteness is matched only by his unwavering loyalty and his ability to make every moment special. I love Qassem!
LARA: james asked me to be his girlfriend!!!!
Aya: Qassem just asked me to be his WIFE! GET GUD!
Qassem by maqsooma July 23, 2024
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An title given to only the best demonstration of the greatest Leader. Julius Caesar, King Tut and many more dreamt of gaining such an astonishing feat.
President Trump: I basically have it all. Millions of dollars,hotels,casinos but I am still not a Qasem!
The best goddamn person there is.

He is someone
I am Qaseem
A guy who laughs at his own jokes so much to the point he snort laughs at his own jokes.
Did you hear that Qassim? Forever snorting at his own jokes, he even snorts at himself snorting when trying to impress a girl.
Qassim by Джордж September 23, 2018
One of the most annoying creatures who think they are cool but are autistic and try to fit in but everyone knows he is retarded
why did you fuck dolphin your a Qassim
Qassim by Dr . chokonmacock(PHD) November 22, 2021
Qassam he's the bringer of hell that one.
qassam by Nibbles-Nibs April 22, 2017
that guy who is attracted to mustafa
qasem: yo its ayesh
mustafa: lets make love
Qasem by spicyspaghettiooo February 21, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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