QSwag

A deliberately misspelled name, meant to look awesome, but just making you look like a douche.

"He spells his name Kriss."
"#QSwag"

by cleancompcorp May 26, 2013

Qwag

An object or person that you love and care about

Hey Qwag what's up, you ready to be my best man at my wedding?

by BGriff24 June 4, 2017

qswaefrdthygukijoplzxcvbnm

Congratulations, you have joined to club of the all seeing boredom. You achieved this because you have started to work in boxes. You have had nothing better to do for hours, and you have thought to break the system, except you patched the system anyways after breaking it.

Person 1 : How are you feeling?
Person 2 : qswaefrdthygukijoplzxcvbnm
Person 1 : Oh no, it's past recovery.

by Dr. Prof. Doctor January 13, 2018

Qwag Bag

A total moron or douche that acts stuck up. One is a QWAG BAG when they act like a dick. A dumb dick

David: Did you hear that Brad ate that expired applesauce?

Spencer: Yea he’s such a Qwag Bag

by Mackdaddycam June 10, 2019

Qwagglebot

The act of breakdancing on a casket during a funeral.

Guy: Bust a move!
Woman: That's my husbands coffin, get off you monster!
Guy: Bitch sit back and respect a mans right to groove!

by Sean And Andy November 28, 2004

Qwag

1.) A handy word that means anything.

2.) The answer for every question.

1.)
"Dude, I almost beat level 18!"
"QWAG!"

2.)
"What did you get on your history final?"
"I got an A+"
"HOW?"
"I put Qwag for every answer."

by pocketlikechange March 19, 2010

qwagree

To pretend to agree with someone even though you don't actually share his opinion, in order to avoid conflict or for the sake of moving the conversation along swiftly.

"So this moron is going on and on about the war in Iraq being justified, but I really didn't feel like getting into an argument at this time and place, so I just kept nodding my head and qwagreeing with him until the Ferris Wheel stopped."

by J Hobart B June 11, 2007