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An object or person that you love and care about
Hey Qwag what's up, you ready to be my best man at my wedding?
Qwag by BGriff24 June 4, 2017

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Congratulations, you have joined to club of the all seeing boredom. You achieved this because you have started to work in boxes. You have had nothing better to do for hours, and you have thought to break the system, except you patched the system anyways after breaking it.
Person 1 : How are you feeling?
Person 2 : qswaefrdthygukijoplzxcvbnm
Person 1 : Oh no, it's past recovery.

Qwag Bag 

A total moron or douche that acts stuck up. One is a QWAG BAG when they act like a dick. A dumb dick
David: Did you hear that Brad ate that expired applesauce?

Spencer: Yea he’s such a Qwag Bag
Qwag Bag by Mackdaddycam June 10, 2019

Qwagglebot

The act of breakdancing on a casket during a funeral.
Guy: Bust a move!
Woman: That's my husbands coffin, get off you monster!
Guy: Bitch sit back and respect a mans right to groove!
Qwagglebot by Sean And Andy November 28, 2004
1.) A handy word that means anything.

2.) The answer for every question.
1.)
"Dude, I almost beat level 18!"
"QWAG!"

2.)
"What did you get on your history final?"
"I got an A+"
"HOW?"
"I put Qwag for every answer."
Qwag by pocketlikechange March 19, 2010
To pretend to agree with someone even though you don't actually share his opinion, in order to avoid conflict or for the sake of moving the conversation along swiftly.
"So this moron is going on and on about the war in Iraq being justified, but I really didn't feel like getting into an argument at this time and place, so I just kept nodding my head and qwagreeing with him until the Ferris Wheel stopped."
qwagree by J Hobart B June 11, 2007
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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