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A deliberately misspelled name, meant to look awesome, but just making you look like a douche.
"He spells his name Kriss."
"#QSwag"
QSwag by cleancompcorp May 26, 2013
Words you can keep
An object or person that you love and care about
Hey Qwag what's up, you ready to be my best man at my wedding?
Qwag by BGriff24 June 4, 2017

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Congratulations, you have joined to club of the all seeing boredom. You achieved this because you have started to work in boxes. You have had nothing better to do for hours, and you have thought to break the system, except you patched the system anyways after breaking it.
Person 1 : How are you feeling?
Person 2 : qswaefrdthygukijoplzxcvbnm
Person 1 : Oh no, it's past recovery.

Qwag Bag 

A total moron or douche that acts stuck up. One is a QWAG BAG when they act like a dick. A dumb dick
David: Did you hear that Brad ate that expired applesauce?

Spencer: Yea he’s such a Qwag Bag
Qwag Bag by Mackdaddycam June 10, 2019

Qwagglebot

The act of breakdancing on a casket during a funeral.
Guy: Bust a move!
Woman: That's my husbands coffin, get off you monster!
Guy: Bitch sit back and respect a mans right to groove!
Qwagglebot by Sean And Andy November 28, 2004
1.) A handy word that means anything.

2.) The answer for every question.
1.)
"Dude, I almost beat level 18!"
"QWAG!"

2.)
"What did you get on your history final?"
"I got an A+"
"HOW?"
"I put Qwag for every answer."
Qwag by pocketlikechange March 19, 2010
To pretend to agree with someone even though you don't actually share his opinion, in order to avoid conflict or for the sake of moving the conversation along swiftly.
"So this moron is going on and on about the war in Iraq being justified, but I really didn't feel like getting into an argument at this time and place, so I just kept nodding my head and qwagreeing with him until the Ferris Wheel stopped."
qwagree by J Hobart B June 11, 2007
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