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you take a rock set it on fire and shove it up someone's ass
person1:aww that guy was such a little piece of shit
person2:should've gave him a QMU
person1:yea I really should've
QMU by catnip4343 August 3, 2025
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QMU • qmud • Qmudar • qmul
The act of pushing Queen Anne into the mud. An act of treason, in direct violation of the Act of Queen Anne.
Tom: Oh my god, Will's just committed Qmudar again!
Doug: He never learns, does he?
Will: It's not even a word!
Qmudar by DogB July 10, 2010
The word 'bump' written as if reflected in a mirror. Used as a faux-novel way of saying 'bump' in 4chan threads.
Need more hot smurf pr0n! bump | qmud
qmud by Stevarian July 1, 2008
A university owned by the worlds greatest 9 Who owns the worlds greatest groupchat ever! She leads the people of qmul!

I AM NINE.
Omg qmul! Nine is owner!
qmul by 90pk March 12, 2023
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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