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you take a rock set it on fire and shove it up someone's ass
person1:aww that guy was such a little piece of shit
person2:should've gave him a QMU
person1:yea I really should've
QMU by catnip4343 August 3, 2025
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The act of pushing Queen Anne into the mud. An act of treason, in direct violation of the Act of Queen Anne.
Tom: Oh my god, Will's just committed Qmudar again!
Doug: He never learns, does he?
Will: It's not even a word!
Qmudar by DogB July 10, 2010
The word 'bump' written as if reflected in a mirror. Used as a faux-novel way of saying 'bump' in 4chan threads.
Need more hot smurf pr0n! bump | qmud
qmud by Stevarian July 1, 2008
A university owned by the worlds greatest 9 Who owns the worlds greatest groupchat ever! She leads the people of qmul!

I AM NINE.
Omg qmul! Nine is owner!
qmul by 90pk March 12, 2023

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026