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QB Sneak 

The act of dropping a quarter bar of xanax in a friend's drink to ensure that they have the best night possible
John pulled a QB sneak on me last night at pourhouse and now I don't remember anything
QB Sneak by Jaybird42 January 13, 2015
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QB Sneak 

The act of fucking your partner from behind and you gently wipe your ass with the index and middle fingers on left and right hands and proceed to yell "blue forty two, blue forty two, set, hut hut, hike" and smear the feces under her eyes similar to eye black.
Matt QB sneaked me last week and hasn't called me back ever since.

QB Sneak 

You're fucking a girl from behind. Right before you cum, pull out. then you spit on her back and say your done, then you get her to turn over. as soon as she turns over shove her face towards your dick and squirt in her eyes.
John: Dude why'd brittany break up with you?
Josh: cause, i pulled a qb sneak on her
John: awesome *high fives*
QB Sneak by TRkeatz January 5, 2010

QB sneak 

when playing football and you are the quarterback, instead of getting the ball, you accidently grab the person in front of you's balls.
Dammit that stupid quarter back did a qb sneak on me
QB sneak by youtouchmytralala October 30, 2007

qb sneak 

When playing Fart Football, you let a silent but deadly fart(SBD).
Dude wtf is that smell? qb sneak,and im going for 2.
qb sneak by wvumountys88 December 13, 2007

QB Sneak 

You’re having sex with a girl, finish on her face and then immediately roll out to grab a towel and then drop back with it and throw it at her face as she’s already blinded.
Hey man I was with Chelsea and hit a QB Sneak!
QB Sneak by MC2020 October 8, 2023
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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