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The act of slapping someone with ones penis and then forcing it into their eye socket.
Did you see Jenny last night I totally gave her the pythoning of her life.
pythoning by kagatoASUKA89 January 25, 2011
Eating way more food than necessary at a meal, with the intent of stocking up so not to have to eat again for a long time.
P1: "The department is hosting a seminar today at 12:00pm in the science building foyer. There will be food..."

P2: "Sweet, I'm pythoning it up hardcore"
pythoning by The Fano April 16, 2008
When two people are cuddling and one decides to wrap their legs around their parter’s legs
While Jeff and I were cuddling, he started pythoning my right leg.
Pythoning by Zackory February 3, 2022

pythonista 

Someone, who knows and loves Python (programming language).
He would fit our startup, he is a real pythonista.
pythonista by liartar September 19, 2016

Phoning the 90s 

The act of purchasing a phone card in the 21st Century.
"Why is Tom still in that convenience store? He's got the lottery tickets and chips that he went in for."

"He wants to ask the guy behind the counter if they're still selling long-distance phone cards."

"Why?"

"I guess for phoning the 90s. It's where he left his common sense."
v. A typographical error in programming while using the pythong programming language.

n. A thong made out of pythons
“Damn, I pythong’d it"
"Julia wore a pythong last night. I ate the shit out of it"
pythong by Vajazzle McDildertits August 15, 2015
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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