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patroning 

(v.) to go hardcore drinking with your best bro and or bros
Mike: "Hey I heard you and Reinaldo went hard in the fucking paint this weekend?"

Alex: "Bro fosho, we went patroning every night... we got fucking shmacked!"

Reinaldo: "Yeah man it was raw as fuck!"

Mike: "WTF why did I have to work this weekend?!?!"

Reinaldo: "You obnoxious fuck"
patroning by laxbro18 January 26, 2012
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Patrolling the Mojave 

The Fallout: New Vegas equivalent of the Arrow to the knee meme from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, originating from the generic dialog lines spoken by NCR troopers throughout the game.
"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter." -Anonymous NCR Trooper.

THE PATRONI HAT TRICK 

is when when you go on a first date with a girl and you take the girl to a movie, mcdonalds and she gives you felatio in your car at the end of the date lol
joey:where did you go on your date last night ??

mario: nothing special i gave her THE PATRONI HAT TRICK''
To give someone the appearance that you're speaking to them kindly, when you're actually insulting & belittling them.
"I got you a mask to wear so nobody can see your ugly face." (Guy #1)

"Man, don't patronize me!" (Guy #2)

"I was only trying to help you so you don't embarrass yourself or scare anyone." (Guy #1)

"Muthafucka, stop patronizing me!" (Guy #2)

"My bad. I'm sorry I keep bringing up how ugly you are. It's not your fault you look like that." (Guy #1)

"Man, fuck you!" (Guy #2)
Patronize by JustMeJoeKing October 31, 2018

Patrolling 

Searching for a spot to do you. Seeking a destination to perform a particular and in few cases ethically questionable action.
"Paul got some flowers, let's get patrolling in the park for a sesh."

"There is too many ratchets patrolling the club tonight."
Patrolling by SpliffBoom March 13, 2014

Patranine 

The cousin of your paternal cousin, to whom you are not related.
I just visited my cousin Jake in New Hampshire, his dad is my dad's brother. Jake's mom's sister's daughter was also there, she is Jake's cousin and my patranine. She was hot.
Patranine by SonsyEpicMap February 22, 2021

patronizing

To speak to someone with apparent kindness, but with hidden sarcasm, or a hidden insult.
"Your SO good with everything, Abby, " said Trisha. That is patronizing.
patronizing by Hemera 🌺 January 8, 2015
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pod person 

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