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Its being pretty and witty at the same time.
Oh my!! Im so pwitty, I coined this word.
Pwitty by Caliente08 June 30, 2011

Aunt Pittypat 

Also known as Kentucky US Senator Mitch McConnell in drag, on a Saturday night.
Aunt Pittypat needed her smelling salts when she heard her approval rating had fallen to 18% after she failed to repeal the ACA.
Aunt Pittypat by GRocco August 21, 2017

Pitty Purchasing

A secret form of manipulation commonly used by 4-14 year olds to get what they want. They often use this after receiving bad news, going to do or have just done something hard, or after doing something good. They use pitty as a good excuse to buy or do something that they would normally not be able to do or buy otherwise.
-Moooommmmmm, the dentist really hurt!!! Can we go to the toy store?
-No.
-Please........... It really hurts...............Owwwww.......
-No.

2 minutes later

-I'm sorry for being so annoying.... I'm over it....Owwwww.
-Would you stop trying to get me to do pitty purchasing. And we didn't even go to the dentist, you got a haircut.
-Awkward....
"McKenzie, you're pwetty."
pwetty by Cinamon Buns June 25, 2008

pitty clap 

Occurs when an athlete finishes well after most of the competitors in a race. Usually given to the last place swimmer in a 500 yard freestyle. The audience intends it to be a polite gesture, but for the rookie swimmers it is a sign of failure. A sign of a good rookie year for a new swimmer is to avoid the pitty clap.
7 of the 8 swimmers finish the 500...

1 minute later: pitty clap is given to the poor freshman who is just coming into the wall.
pitty clap by dan2768 September 10, 2009

Pitty Patty 

The foot prints left from a small animal.
Look John! There are some pitty pattys in the snow over here!
Pitty Patty by Fallenwhitesnow January 24, 2022