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The first tweet of the morning, made from your cell phone while on the toilet.
My first pweet this morning was about my daughter waking me up at midnight.
by Selfish Mom March 19, 2009
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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The sound of a fat ass bobbing back and fourth.
My old principal, Mr.George has a fat ass. When he walks his ass cheeks go, \"pweetity pweet.\"
by Tudder_dude April 26, 2005
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