palinistic

The practice of divulging stupidity through ones mouth, in the shrillished of tones, with an emphasis on accent and absolute confidence. Usually coupled with an inflated sense of megalomanical service.

If you come in contact with any palinists its recommended that you gently place an asshat ( see asshat) on he or she's head and back away slowly.

Do not go in the direction of Russia as the mother Palin has full view of this region.

I heard a girl at the bar saying she liked Trump, and she was kina like palinistic.

by Shaggybandit May 10, 2016

paintstick

This is a device found in hardware stores. It normally sucks paint up the tube in order to be released at the users control onto a roller and then applied to a flat surface. It can also be used for the application of staining decks. The more common use among college kids is to fill it with various types of alcohol. The paintstick holds about 15 ounces of liquid. The paintstick has the advantage over the beerbong because it can use pressure in addition to gravity. The paintstick needs to be filled from a pitcher first, so it is slightly more time consuming. Its basic function could replace the beerbong completely if desired. It is often used as a supplement to those who want to try something new and have a high ability to chug. The current world record holder for the paintstick is probably E.J.

Wilbert: I gotta slam these beers before the game starts, do you guy have a beerbong?
Robby: No, but we have a paintstick. It does the same job but faster.

by Joseph Ihrke March 26, 2008

Putinistic

The term used to explain someone who is in denial of defeat.

Evan: i won
Jim: but i had more points
Jim: you are putinistic

by Le proffesuer May 8, 2019

palinguistics

the scientific study of a language derived from modern Alaskan.

I heard so many "you betchas" in Fargo at a recent Black Crowes show that I thought I was at a Palinguistics seminar.

by thebetterTed February 3, 2010

painstick

Something that you get kicked in the face with

I feel like somebody kicked me in the face...With a Painstick!!!!

by Roflstomper January 2, 2007

Palinist

Pejorative term originally used to describe any supporter of former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. Although originally used by the political left to describe someone with narrow yet oxymoronically undefinable views, the word has since become a blanket term for 'idiot' used by both the political left and right.

"I think healthcare is fine the way it is."
"Oh, well, what specifically do you like about the current system?"
"I dunno."
"You're a freakin' Palinist. Go listen to Rush Limbaugh."

by Billy McDoogle February 20, 2010

Palinista

A devoted, unconditional follower of Sarah Palin in all of her

configurations.

The Palinistas always show up at Sarah's rallies ready to scream their support for her and her righteous leadership toward final victory!

by Jimmy-Charles November 17, 2009