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Piss-Waffle 

A Derogatory term towards Americans, a mockery of 2 stereotypical favorites of Americans. "Piss" is referring to Piss Water or watered down beer, while the "Waffle" is referring to how most people in political power flip sides as easily as a Waffle for nothing more than gaining political favor.
"Oh great, here he is..." - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
Piss-Waffle by ST0N3D_Y0G1 January 18, 2023
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Piss-Waffle 

A Derogatory term towards Americans, a mockery of 2 stereotypical favorites of Americans. "Piss" is referring to Piss Water or watered down beer, while the "Waffle" is referring to how most people in political power flip sides as easily as a Waffle for nothing more than gaining political favor.
"Oh great, here he is..." - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
Piss-Waffle by ST0N3D_Y0G1 January 18, 2023
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waffle-piss 

The light to dark yellow urine that smells like bacon-flavoured snacks that is secreted from one's body after consuming excess amounts of said bacon-flavoured snacks, like Tayto Waffles, Bacon Fries or any other generic bacon-flavoured snack.
"Dude, I chowed down on some Bacon Fries and some Waffles earlier and now I've got waffle-piss somethin' bad!"
waffle-piss by dj357 December 19, 2007

Pusswaffle 

A bitch that artfully dodges 1v1s against superior, breastier opponents. 99% of them are Polish. Some are even Polish chickens, that prefer to play TF2 instead.

Ironically, a pusswaffle may claim that he/vic cannot play due to not having played games prior, even though not playing games is something that accumulates, and is countered by actually playing games. Damn it Vic.

4. Pride and self-righteousness are the root of all conflict. Remember: None of you are more important than another, and the clan is what matters most.
Carnage: Hey MavericK let's have a showmatch.

MavericK: I don't have to deal with this.

Carnage: Pusswaffle
Pusswaffle by Notmike1 July 25, 2011
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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