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Check Pussy Light 

Means Her Check Pussy Light Started Flashing 23 Dicks ago. And needs to go to the shop “AKA” (Doctor). And get that shit fixed. Just like a Check Engine light on a car would do. Because that Shit smells like Sushi bar dumpster that has been baking in the Arizona Sun for the last week.
Jenny K. Was telling me the other day that Ashley’s smells like her Check Pussy Light has been on 17 dicks ago when she sat next to her at the Bar.
Check Pussy Light by DrFuck April 13, 2023

pussy lightning 

Pussy lightning is a sexual phenomenon that happens when you're fucking a girl, and her pussy hits an especially sensitive area of your cock. A sharp, intense burst of pleasure races down your cock and electrifies your entire body. The only way to recover from pussy lightning is to roll your eyes back, twitch, and howl like a werewolf.
If my girlfriend wants me to last longer, she needs to stop zapping my balls with her pussy lightning.
pussy lightning by pizzaschit December 24, 2018

Lighthouse Pussy 

Pussy so good that it brings you out of the darkest times and shows you the light.
Connor: "Hey, man you feeling better? You were hella down yesterday."

Jake: "Ya, bro. I was bummed but I got some of that lighthouse pussy from Kelly so I'm good."
Lighthouse Pussy by Spitting Glitter November 22, 2016

Buzz Lightyear Pussy 

When her shit takes you to the proverbial black hole.
Yo dude she be bussin' that buzz lightyear pussy! To infinity and beyond
Buzz Lightyear Pussy by Dr. Bmur March 17, 2022

Lightweight pussy 

someone who does hop on straight fent or black tar herowine
Ex: Yo you heard that william is a lightweight pussy? He's on that pussy ass weed shit.
Ex: Damn he a big ass pussy

lighting puss

When you have sex so fast the vagina lips get friction blisters.
Tony was stroking so fast during sex he made Kirstie get lighting puss.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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