A form of sexual intercorse where your partner is pinned upside on a wall while her legs are spread open. You then start throwing hot rocks at her vagina. You then have sex when her vagina is both, burnt and brusied.
Dude, my girl wasn't behaving last night so I gave her the AlabamaStonePussy. She deserved it.
When you haven’t landed a woman in months. When you get a message on Tinder that they want to come over but they aren’t particularly attractive but you want to get some practice in with their pussy, you jump on it instantly. Usually used in context when you want to get back into the pussy screwing game.
Greg: I hear you FINALLY got pussy last night, bro
Tom: yes it was Stepping-Stone Pussy. She wasn’t that attractive but the pussy felt great! Now I can say I’m back!!!
StonerPussy happens after the consumption of oui’d whether it be smoking eating or drinking. Like how when you sweat it smells like weed because the THC stores itself in fat cells, except it’s your puss juices.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.