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When a guy puts his cock and balls in between his legs and closes them all the way. Posing like he has a pussy.

Shawn wayaans in scary movie is such a pussy poser.

pussy poser by sage thunder April 12, 2010

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Pussy Poser

Someone that sucks and is scared to do something that they want people to think they are good at

Kid 1: hey kid with the razor t-shirt on, scooter off that building
Kid 2: no maybe some other time
Kid 1: dude your a pussy poser

Pussy Poser by Big Willy Style June 20, 2007

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pussy poker

A very close friend who doesn't get offended when you refer to them as poking their genitals.

Hey Pussy Poker you want to go out tonight?

pussy poker by Jotaness June 3, 2008

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purple-headed pussy poker

Slang - Amer. - penis (usually circumcised)

Guy #1: So then what?
Guy #2: So then I broke out my purple-headed pussy poker and hit that like a porn star

purple-headed pussy poker by StBill August 30, 2009

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Poker Pussy

a scared poker player who isn't willing to bluff or bet with the best hand.

Did you just see that guy? he checked a full house on the river, what a poker pussy

Poker Pussy by Praz bansi January 21, 2012

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pussypower

another word for feminism used be some female rappers

Nicki Minaj: " I suck his dick, he suck my clit , pussy pussypower"

pussypower by johnthelongman12 November 8, 2019

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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