John: "What did you do last night, Chad?"
Chad: "I had sex with this girl I met on Tinder and I gave her a pussy pearl."
John: "Shit man, I didn't know you had a kidney stone. Least that fucker is gone now!"
John: "Hey Chad, what did you do last night"
Chad: "I met up with this girl and left her a little pussy pearl."
John: "Shit, you had a kidney stone?"
Chad: "Yeah, right? Who knew."
Pussy Pearl noun- A grain of sand that is stuck in an ecosexuals genitals after indulging in sexual activities with the earth. After a prolonged time stuck this grain of sand transforms into a pearl.
Dude I went down on this ecosexual chick and to my luck I found a pussy pearl down there!