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Pussy job 

a sexual role-playing act where a face is drawn on the lower abdomin of a female, the vagina being the mouth. When intercourse is preformed this gives the man the illusion of recieving felatio.
I drew a clown the last time Cheryl gave me a pussy job. It was hilarious.

I love it when Anne has a huge bush because it looks like a bearded dude is blowing me when she gives me a pussy job.
Pussy job by Bassemonk1 August 7, 2011
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Pussy Job 

When a man rubs his erect penis vertically between a woman's labia and across her clitoris for her pleasure.
I need a pussy job from my husband
Pussy Job by PJAficionado October 6, 2021

Pussy Paint Job 

A sexual act in which a female is riding ones face in a sitting position until dripping sweat & pouring cum, then keeps riding.
Last night I let Sandy give me a Pussy Paint Job & i almost drowned from my mouth full of so much cum & piss.

Pussy Jobsworth 

a spineless pussy that follows the job to the letter, no questions asked.

Pussyjob 

When a woman uses her pussy to slide back and fourth, grind, and to beat a man's meat without him going inside her
Man: I need a pussyjob from my wife
Pussyjob by Mackckck July 3, 2018

Pussyjob 

The act of rubbing, grinding or sliding the outer lips of a wet vagina against an erect penis until a man ejaculates.
I'm not allowing you to put that filthy little cock inside my tight, wet pussy, but I'll give you a hot & nasty 'pussyjob' until your cum explodes.
Pussyjob by Trevrep August 27, 2016

Double Pussyjob 

The "Double Pussyjob" is a non-penetrative sexual practice that combines the pussyjob, the tribadism and the threesome.

The man's member is clamped between two of the women's vulvae to experience sexual stimulation through friction.

It seems to happen more often in hentai than in reality, because in reality this practice turns out to be difficult - though not impossible.
The Double Pussyjob is definitely on my bucket list.
Double Pussyjob by adh3d October 26, 2022
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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