pussy crumbs

Noun. That mess left in your sheets after a long bangin', and your woman's creamy jizz dries on her and then falls onto your sheets. Resembling that someone with severe psoriasis just slept in your bed.
Related to the snail trail, but not a smear.

Guy: Dude, what the hell is all that crap in your bed? Are you really sunburned?
Friend: Aw man, no. You remember how I told you how my girlfriend gets super-wet? Well, I was pounding that ho for a couple hours and then we fell asleep. That's just "pussy crumbs".

by happy diver March 21, 2011

Pussy Crumbs

A wet film left around the mouth after oral sex performed on a female.

Yo, that bitch left me wit pussy crumbs all over my face.

by Dave July 15, 2005

Pussy crumbs

Hey it looks like you have a couple of pussy crumbs may I take a bite

Nice pussy crumbs bro

by Pussy crumbs February 15, 2021

crumble pussy

An insult used to define someones dry, crumbly vagina.

Cammie is such a crumble pussy, I can't believe Sam likes her.

by Brock Hot Ass August 17, 2016

Crumb Pussy

The last remains of a sexual partner. Sex that occurs right before a breakup, or in anticipation of a breakup. Similar to eating leftover crumbs after a snack.

I fucked your mom one last time before I dumped her. Getting some of that crumb pussy, bro!

by Crumbyboi November 23, 2021

pussycrumbs

The debris that falls off an unkempt vagina. Such items include: toilet paper, lint, pussy dandruff, pubic lice, etc.

Roy got a mouth full of pussycrumbs while orally pleasuring that nasty bitch from Shamokin.

by The real Kyda August 12, 2010