Pushup sex 

-This sex position is for fitness crazy couples who can't do anything without working out.

-The man gets naked in the push-up position and sticks his dick inside the girl who is doing a plank.

-Penetration is achieved when the man does push-ups.

Person 1: Hey bro. How's Jenna. Will she still not have sex with you until you become more fit.
Person 2: Actually, we came up with a solution that works for both of us.
Person 1: Oh really. What is it?
Person 2: It's called pushup sex. It's self-explanatory really. It works cause we both get more fit and get to have sex!!!

Pushup sex by Balangelosuperlongtimearamark October 21, 2014

Pre-emptive sex pushups 

Pushups that a male will perform prier to having sex. The main purpose of these pushups is to get his muscles warmed up for having sex.

Chris: "One, two, three, four, five..."
Lisa: "What the hell are you doing?"
Chris: "Pre-emptive sex pushups."
Lisa: "Oh, ok."

Pre-emptive sex pushups by ChiStriker June 23, 2011