Purrkies 

Creative and inspirational ideas, that result from an extended cat-like nap, where it felt like you were purring throughout. The word seems to have originated in Westland, Michigan (US), and is primarily used amongst bodybuilders that frequently suffer the carbohydrate coma.

Yo bro, I woke up with so many purrkies on my mind, that I ran out of paper writing them down, and I had to resort to scribbling all over my beautiful body.

So, I was eating mashed potatoes right? and the purrkies hit me so hard, that I got my hands into the potatoes and started mushing them, man, and I created this beautiful laccolithic butte, that later turned out to be the perfect three dimensional map of the Devils Tower in Wyoming, yo!

Purrkies by Cat Pea January 9, 2021

Durdy Purrkins 

It's when you think that you just need to fart but actually end up pooping your pants.

Person 1: "I need to go home. I just had a durdy purrkins and I need to change my pants."
Person 2: "You should never gamble on a fart."

Durdy Purrkins by AtomicStaci November 10, 2021

Dirty Purrkins 

when you gamble on a fart and lose and a change of pants is required.

I Need to leave the party i just had a dirty purrkins happen.

Dirty Purrkins by TalkTo_MeGoose Damiensgaming November 4, 2021