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Evil Russian Politics Husbands: Putin + Surkov = Purkov.
The dynamic is amazing: Putin, the altogether more immediately terrifying one, and the charming little Surkov, with his baby face and “éminence grise” status. I can imagine Putin spoling him and indulging his whims; too bad Surkov’s whims would probably involve oppressing people
Did you see that picture of Slavik and Vova at that meeting? They were about to engage in the world's most epic game of footsies! Purkov is just adorable!
Purkov by Kremlin Cupcake June 10, 2011
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Purlovia Maxima 

Purlovia Maxima is a creature that appears in Ark: Survival Evolved that lives in the redwoods, it can dig underground and hide there until a creature or player comes to close and the Purlovia will leap out causing you to get stunned for 5 seconds and in that five seconds your probably gonna die, and when you tame it you can use it as a trap for your base in PVP and if you have another one you can hide your items in it's inventory, and if you’re a part of a tribe that has a few Purlovia hiding underground only you and your tribe can see the mound of dirt and anyone outside the tribe can't see it.
Player 1: okay were gonna raid this base right there but be careful that they might have some Purlovia Maxima so watch out!.
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Marko Perkovic 

The greatest Croatian singer.He is not like other singers. He went to war, and fought for Croatia and went through many things. No other Croatian singer can be compared to him.
Marko Perkovic is the best Croatian singer.
Marko Perkovic by CroatianKid July 5, 2005
Its simply an ostrich.
YO purko get your head out that hole silly ostrich.
Purko by Yazi Jones September 24, 2011
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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