A name especially made up for people who come across as sweet and innocent but are really the ones causing all the trouble in the background. Usually don't get caught messing crap up and if they do people don't believe it was them.
annoying teacher:"Sally, Brody, Cam...quit talking!"
Sally, Brody, Cam:"Sarena was talking, too!"
annoying teacher:"She wouldn't talk during class."
Sally, Brody, Cam:"Sarena was talking, too!"
annoying teacher:"She wouldn't talk during class."
by simple-yet-complicated April 28, 2004
by brand name dildos November 30, 2003
Guy 1: "Man whats that in the toilet, diaherra?"
Guy2: "Nooo grandpaw just went in there, he must have purined."
Guy2: "Nooo grandpaw just went in there, he must have purined."
by Hannnne May 10, 2011
All the other definitions are absolutely wrong. The following is correct.
Purin /pu-REEN/ (n.): Testicle.
(You may have encountered the plural form of Purin, i.e. Los Purines pu-REE-nez.)
Technical definition--Purin (n.): A pink cluster of mass that runs, floats, sings, and sleeps in some bootleg Japanese game called Smash Bros. or something. Light and easily jacked out of the level. (This phenomenon is known as testicular ejaculation.) Has a special move in which it rotates its body into another opponent and Up + A's the him. This move is known as the Testicular Torsion Attack, or more fondly known as the Textbook move. A Purin should never be confused with its cancerous cousin known as Kirby.
Purin /pu-REEN/ (n.): Testicle.
(You may have encountered the plural form of Purin, i.e. Los Purines pu-REE-nez.)
Technical definition--Purin (n.): A pink cluster of mass that runs, floats, sings, and sleeps in some bootleg Japanese game called Smash Bros. or something. Light and easily jacked out of the level. (This phenomenon is known as testicular ejaculation.) Has a special move in which it rotates its body into another opponent and Up + A's the him. This move is known as the Testicular Torsion Attack, or more fondly known as the Textbook move. A Purin should never be confused with its cancerous cousin known as Kirby.
Standard colloquial usage: "Mah Purin sho sho RARGE."
More obscure use: "Man, I just couldn't stop touching his Purines."
More obscure use: "Man, I just couldn't stop touching his Purines."
by KenTeeZy June 29, 2011
by hoaohoaohoao May 12, 2021
To urinate in or over a body of water such as over a toilet bowl or in a pool, lake, river, or ocean. The act of peeing in the water as if you were disinfecting it with your urine.
by Saturn20102c March 14, 2015