The process of pissing someone off 8 hours before an exam, by pretending the have to step on plates to avoid lava.
Tristan was being purile earlier, I wish he'd got burnt.
by TW10 January 19, 2011
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Oft miss-spelt word (especially bt pedantic Amazon forum flops) Means, acting like an arsey gaylord who has a Kindle stuck up their arse
Th' expense of spirit in a waste of shame
Is lust in action, and till action, lust
Is purile, murd'rous, bloody, full of blame,
Savage, extreme, rude, cruel, not to trust,
Enjoy'd no sooner but despisèd straight,
Past reason hunted, and no sooner had,
Past reason hated as a swallowed bait
On purpose laid to make the taker mad. . . .

The Bard

"Sonnet 129," 1–8
by Purile Pete May 19, 2012
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