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The process of pissing someone off 8 hours before an exam, by pretending the have to step on plates to avoid lava.
Tristan was being purile earlier, I wish he'd got burnt.
Purile by TW10 January 20, 2011
Words you can keep
Oft miss-spelt word (especially bt pedantic Amazon forum flops) Means, acting like an arsey gaylord who has a Kindle stuck up their arse
Th' expense of spirit in a waste of shame
Is lust in action, and till action, lust
Is purile, murd'rous, bloody, full of blame,
Savage, extreme, rude, cruel, not to trust,
Enjoy'd no sooner but despisèd straight,
Past reason hunted, and no sooner had,
Past reason hated as a swallowed bait
On purpose laid to make the taker mad. . . .

The Bard

"Sonnet 129," 1–8
Purile by Purile Pete October 27, 2012

Royal Purple

Royalty wore a deep purple so that's where this came from.
I had my hair Royal Purple & loved it! So did my family & friends! Royal Purple is my very favorite color! I also have many clothes that color.
Royal Purple by Starchylde June 8, 2016

purple velvet plant 

A cool house plant whose leaves look like they're covered in purple velvet. It's a vine & can grow in excess of 6' & its flowers look almost like dandelions but more orange.
The purple velvet plant was my favorite & I was shocked when it grew those beautiful flowers!

I purple you 

Kim Taehyung a.k.a. V of BTS gave a new meaning to the word purple. Purple means love, trust and loyalty. So technically if someone tells you "I purple you", that someone is saying "I'll trust you, love you, support you, and be loyal to you until my last breath".
I purple you, army!

I purple you, BTS!

I purple you Kim Namjoon! Kim Seokjin! Min Yoongi! Jung Hoseok! Park Jimin! Kim Taehyung! Jeon Jungkook! BTS!
I purple you by Minjjixx June 28, 2018

I Purple You 

“I purple you” Definition by Kim Taehyung One of BTS member.

“Purple is the last color of the rainbow colors so it means i will trust and love u for a long time.” A simple definition by Taehyung 🐯💜
Army, I Purple You
K-Army, I Purple You
I-Army, I Purple You
I Purple You by Paffulafyu December 21, 2017

Suck it till it's Purple 

(Noun) A more colorful and detailed variation of the well worn and simplistic "suck my dick" expression.
Trading verbal jabs with a fellow floor mate in the dorm Jordy perked up with a smile upon hearing Clifton's standard fare and worn out phrase "suck my dick". Countering Jordy yelled back "Oh yeah? Well suck my dick, Cliffy", took a brief pause and as if completing some verbal finishing move to the argument, finished by including "Suck it till it's Purple" fat boy.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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