Purdoning 

When you come to a party or dance with no date, and leave with 10.

JC was totally Purdoning last night, he left with 10 ladies!

Purdoning by JimmyJohnJrIII November 10, 2014

pernoning 

Verb- A mispronunciation of "for pwning". Originally created by Julian Smith's 95-year-old great-grandmother while making a video.

Julian-That's what grannies are for.

Julian's great-grandmother- No, grannies are pernoning noobs.

pernoning by Jeffrey wants pie November 13, 2011

Proning

Proning- Proactive Stoning. The act of smoking weed and being proactive. Smoking weed and gets things done.. One who prones may be a proner..

Son- Mom, I'm proning... Ill be home around 11pm..

Mom- You're doing WHAT?

Son- Proactive stoning.. Im getting high and doing shit!

Mom- Oh ok, be safe!

Mom to Friends- Im so proud of John for being a proactive stoner! Weed is such a good thing

Proning by Michaelmus shaw October 7, 2013

Purning

To suck in your poop in your butt by pushing the poop inside before it comes out.

I am purning because im in a court while playing basketball.

Purning by butt face fred October 3, 2007

phroning 

The act of using a telephone and the restroom simultaneously. Essentially "phoning" from "The Throne".

Weasel: I was going to call Sandy, but I wonder if she would be phroning me...
Beatle: Guess you'll have to Skype...

phroning by Dark Horse Rider October 10, 2013

pardoning the turkey 

a.) unintentionally satisfying the ridiculous demands of single-issue group
b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an ass-backwards minority

a.) By pardoning the turkey, the President enraptured PETA.
b.) Steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the New Years party.

pardoning the turkey by Odin Tyrand December 4, 2009

Personing 

The act of being a person in any place at any given time. Usually what one is doing when one claims that they are doing 'nothing.'

Ryan: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Brandon: "Not much, I'm just personing."

Personing by Hakutei May 20, 2008