Someone who loses all composure and dignity when in the presence of a cute puppy or dog, and goes to great lengths to touch it, pet it, hold it, and have the animal's attention. When sighting a puppy these people tend to squeal and say "Oh my God!" and talk in high frequencies using childish language as if they were talking to a baby.
We have to walk back to the car to get ready for tonight, but let's avoid the dog park because Sam is a huge puppy hoe and we'll never get past it.
by LeeHB June 4, 2017
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