puppy chow

A snack made from Chex cereal, peanut butter, chocolate, and powdered sugar. In effect, all ingredients are combined in a bag and shaken until the cereal is coated with all other ingredients. Must be eaten with hands.

There is never a bad time to eat puppy chow.

by Shannon L.W. January 10, 2007

puppy chow

performing cunnilingus while the woman is on her knees doggy-style.

Christy loves it when her boyfriend gives her puppy chow early in the morning.

by Pdog March 24, 2003

puppy chow

when you put chex in you hand, cum on them, then shove it in a person's mouth.

Justin Zych said he was going to snow angel me, so instead I puppy chowed him first.

by brent lindeman December 4, 2008

Puppy Chow

While performing a three-some, somebody excretes fecal matter in one of thier partners belly button, while the other partner scoops the fecal matter up with their boner and feeds it to the last and final parter.

Man i made some delicous puppy chow last night :p

by Samarko Guorombley May 1, 2010

Columbian Puppy Chow

The act of pouring cocaine into the vaginal chasm and snorting it out.

Person 1: Yo, Are you ok with me giving your mom a Columbian Puppy Chow?
Person 2: No!
Person 1: Too late it happened last night. :D

by Formal Member of the KKK March 24, 2015

Scottish Puppy Chow

The distinct taste one gets from eating out a girl's love canal after she hasn't showered since the last leap year. Similar to normal puppy chow, this variety smells slightly of peanut butter and often leaves a white powedery residue on the lucky man's chin.

Man that girl's Scottish Puppy Chow is so tastey I wish I could put it in a bottle and sell it at the local bake-sale!

by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 28, 2009

Puppy chow

Dog food is brown Rick heroin therefore puppy chow is cocaine

Be careful with that puppy chow, the dog catcher is out tonight for extra wet nosed canines

by Santiloo May 28, 2023