Pupilpath

A fucking retarded website for New York students that basically shows everything you’ve been doing in school ever since your balls dropped.

This website gives you a shitty reminder of how shitty your grades are because of APs or bullshit regents exams; this website gives your parents a good scale on how hard of an asswhooping you’ll be receiving after they get your report card each marking period.

Jack: FUCK I just checked my Pupilpath and I got a 20/50 in Calculus and I have a 57% in Calculus now!
Bryan: Yo if your parents see this in your report card you’re fucked bro

by anonymous January 5, 2019

Philpatholicity

The electric feeling you get when you're near someone you're lusting or falling for

The philpatholicity ran through my body as his eyes met mine in a fiery blaze.

by Xander's June 14, 2015