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Baby-Punting

Baby-Punting is a traditional sport in Nigeria, where you have to kick a baby a certain distance, and who ever gets the closest to said distance wins.
Bob: Man, Baby-Punting should be in the Olympics....
James: Bob, what the fuck?
Baby-Punting by MrFred0 June 27, 2022
Related Words

children punting 

The act of taking a child and punting them, much like in football or soccer, to see how far you can make them go. It usually leads to extreme injury or death to the child, but punters rarely are traced back to the incident.
I heard Larry and Sarah went to children punting last night.

Indeed. Someone told me they got one kid straight into a trash can on their first try.

puntangorang 

Variation of the term puntang. A gittier form of the word. It is a hybrid of puntang and the word bangorang from the popular movie Hook starring Robin Williams.
G'damn look at all the puntangorang walkin around.
I'm fucking feenin for some puntangorang foo.
Puntangorang I heard!!!

baby punting 

V. the act of kicking a baby, anytime, anywhere.
Man, baby punting should be at the olympics.

I just scored 100 points baby punting, by kicking a baby through some goal posts.
baby punting by wepuntfreshman March 13, 2008

puntangina Ukyo

Dsct twt is going through a puntangina ukyo arc.
puntangina Ukyo by Lyniz February 4, 2021

Orphan Punting

A sport very popular in the United Kingdom, in which you see who can kick an orphaned child the farthest.
Eric is great at orphan punting. He can kick an orphan over one hundred feet!