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children punting 

The act of taking a child and punting them, much like in football or soccer, to see how far you can make them go. It usually leads to extreme injury or death to the child, but punters rarely are traced back to the incident.
I heard Larry and Sarah went to children punting last night.

Indeed. Someone told me they got one kid straight into a trash can on their first try.

puntangorang 

Variation of the term puntang. A gittier form of the word. It is a hybrid of puntang and the word bangorang from the popular movie Hook starring Robin Williams.
G'damn look at all the puntangorang walkin around.
I'm fucking feenin for some puntangorang foo.
Puntangorang I heard!!!

baby punting 

V. the act of kicking a baby, anytime, anywhere.
Man, baby punting should be at the olympics.

I just scored 100 points baby punting, by kicking a baby through some goal posts.
baby punting by wepuntfreshman March 13, 2008

puntangina Ukyo

Dsct twt is going through a puntangina ukyo arc.
puntangina Ukyo by Lyniz February 4, 2021

Orphan Punting

A sport very popular in the United Kingdom, in which you see who can kick an orphaned child the farthest.
Eric is great at orphan punting. He can kick an orphan over one hundred feet!
Orphan Punting by anthonyhelms15 August 6, 2009

Cunt Punting 

The act of kicking one in the cunt.
To kick a person with a vagina in the vagina.
lawl i just cunt punted that bitch.

lol did you see that cody just cunt punt that travis!

Aye bro lets go cunt punting!
ok dawg let me grab my cleats!
Cunt Punting by Kan you jerk May 28, 2009
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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