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punching above his weight 

A pig ugly bloke going out with a hottie, or raggy looking woman going out with a handsome gent.
Geez, that porker Bradford is punching above his weight going out with that glamour Shirley. Yeah but she is a slag so looks are all that count right?

fuck punching 

Tom: I got laid last night with Julie
Bill: OMG HOW SHES SOOOOOO OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE
Tom:I don't know either. It was so good though when i started fuck punching her
fuck punching by TheHunterOfPussy December 15, 2016

Empty Punching Bag

An extremely loose vagina.
Brad: hey Riki, did you bone that chick Carol from the bar last night?
Riki: I sure did bro, unfortunately for me though I couldn't feel a thing, she had a fanny like an empty punching bag.

Human Punching Bag 

That one person in your group of friends who just get's made fun of, beat up on, or just plain shit on, all the time.
"Gil is such a loser!" - Friend One
"Yeah Gil you suck!" - Friend Two
"Thanks, glad to be the human punching bag" - Gil

Punching The Clown 

The act of masturbation. Commonly known as jerking off...
Since she left i've been punching the clown like twice a day.
Punching The Clown by Nick Conte October 4, 2005

Punching the Squid

Masturbating in such a way that when you cum it shoots out in strings that make it look like squid tentacles coming out of your penis.
Man 1: "Why is your house such a mess?"
Man 2: "Sorry, I got a bit carried away punching the squid last night."
Punching the Squid by Arcaros August 1, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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