Punched Lasagna

A vagina that has been around the block a few too many times. Hangs kinda loose and probably had large sausage enter it and leave it dangling with extra skin that looks like a slice of lasagna turned upright. Can fit anything in there and will need larger and larger to get any feeling.

That chick has had a lot of boyfriends, her VA-JJ probably looks like a punched lasagna.

by GreedyGoblin August 9, 2020

Punched Lasagna

Fear of a ugly vagina

I was about to fuck this girl i brought home from hustlers last night until she pulled down her pants and her vagina looked like a punched lasagna.

by spaghettiwarrior69 June 30, 2014

Punched Lasagna

A "Punched Lasagna" is what results from a vagina being vigorously fist fucked for an extended amount of time.

"I'am taking your mother out for Punched Lasagna tonight."

by ratboyninja June 19, 2016

Punched Lasagne

A Vagina after child birth.

Shit the misses fanny was like a punched lasagne after my son was born!!!

by Dont make it long make it fat March 2, 2011

A punched lasagne

An insult

If someone calls you a punched lasagne they are calling you fugly

'I wanna date harry'
'Ewww what no he looks like a punched lasagne'

by Nanslefttiddie June 4, 2020

Punched Lasagne

Mangled ass pussy

That is one ugly punched lasagne

by Alistair Holder January 25, 2017

Punched Lasagne

A vagina that has been well used.

Possible Bacterial Vaginosis.

It causes a smelly vaginal discharge that may resemble a “fishy” smell and may become stronger after sex. Some women may have a white or gray discharge.

"Tantric sex sessions have left my vagina looking like a punched lasagne."

by 🇨🇲 August 22, 2018