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Punched Lasagna 

A vagina that has been around the block a few too many times. Hangs kinda loose and probably had large sausage enter it and leave it dangling with extra skin that looks like a slice of lasagna turned upright. Can fit anything in there and will need larger and larger to get any feeling.
That chick has had a lot of boyfriends, her VA-JJ probably looks like a punched lasagna.
Punched Lasagna by GreedyGoblin August 9, 2020
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Punched Lasagna 

I was about to fuck this girl i brought home from hustlers last night until she pulled down her pants and her vagina looked like a punched lasagna.

Punched Lasagna 

A "Punched Lasagna" is what results from a vagina being vigorously fist fucked for an extended amount of time.
"I'am taking your mother out for Punched Lasagna tonight."
Punched Lasagna by ratboyninja June 19, 2016

Punched Lasagne 

A Vagina after child birth.
Shit the misses fanny was like a punched lasagne after my son was born!!!

A punched lasagne 

An insult

If someone calls you a punched lasagne they are calling you fugly
'I wanna date harry'
'Ewww what no he looks like a punched lasagne'

Punched Lasagne 

That is one ugly punched lasagne
Punched Lasagne by Alistair Holder January 25, 2017

Punched Lasagne 

A vagina that has been well used.

Possible Bacterial Vaginosis.

It causes a smelly vaginal discharge that may resemble a β€œfishy” smell and may become stronger after sex. Some women may have a white or gray discharge.
"Tantric sex sessions have left my vagina looking like a punched lasagne."