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Punched Lasagna 

A vagina that has been around the block a few too many times. Hangs kinda loose and probably had large sausage enter it and leave it dangling with extra skin that looks like a slice of lasagna turned upright. Can fit anything in there and will need larger and larger to get any feeling.
That chick has had a lot of boyfriends, her VA-JJ probably looks like a punched lasagna.
Punched Lasagna by GreedyGoblin August 9, 2020
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Punched Lasagna 

I was about to fuck this girl i brought home from hustlers last night until she pulled down her pants and her vagina looked like a punched lasagna.

Punched Lasagna 

A "Punched Lasagna" is what results from a vagina being vigorously fist fucked for an extended amount of time.
"I'am taking your mother out for Punched Lasagna tonight."
Punched Lasagna by ratboyninja June 19, 2016

Punched Lasagne 

Shit the misses fanny was like a punched lasagne after my son was born!!!

A punched lasagne 

An insult

If someone calls you a punched lasagne they are calling you fugly
'I wanna date harry'
'Ewww what no he looks like a punched lasagne'

Punched Lasagne 

That is one ugly punched lasagne
Punched Lasagne by Alistair Holder January 25, 2017

Punched Lasagne 

A vagina that has been well used.

Possible Bacterial Vaginosis.

It causes a smelly vaginal discharge that may resemble a β€œfishy” smell and may become stronger after sex. Some women may have a white or gray discharge.
"Tantric sex sessions have left my vagina looking like a punched lasagne."