Pumpti

a stupid illiterate crybaby who sucks so much dick he has a lisp and gets mad at everything and destroys your minecraft base if you say something even mildly offensive to him, the textbook definition of a fucktard

"I'd never want to be like that retard pumpti"

by Varavix July 14, 2022

Pumpkin Party

Not slang

My first real pumpkin! And to celebrate I invited all pumpkin users in the area; throw a little pumpkin party... I hope that's not slang...

by Scatt the Waz October 30, 2020

Pumptism

A word created by the YouTube channel "JustDestiny" which refers to an individual who listens to Lil Pump once and then suddenly starts to act like they're from the "Hood".

Betty is so ghetto now... she must have Pumptism.

by JustDestiny January 10, 2018

Pumpkinsexual

A pumpkinsexual is someone that is sexually attracted to pumpkins. Though no conclusive evidence has been compiled it has been rumored that Pastor Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, being one of the first people to possibly be pumpkinsexual and homophobic.

"Hey Monty. Have you heard that Pastor McMurtry might be Pumpkinsexual."
"He is?"
"Well. I'm not SAYING that Pastor McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins... I'm just saying we don't really know."

by Halloween Cannon June 4, 2019

pumpin pork chops

This describes one who is eating Southern food with gusto or having vigorous sex.

Sweet Willie was really pumpin pork chops down at the buffet!

by I, Wreckerrr January 1, 2017

this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker

A quote from the god of sass Gerard Way. Meaning: it's easy duh!

"this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker

by GerardWayIsSoSassy October 1, 2013

Pumpkin Carver

{having anal sex with a guy without using lube}

Adrian:Yo yo why is that dude walking so strangely
Chloe: He got rammed last night by a pumpkin carver.
Adrian: Damn, those pumpkin carvers have no mercy

by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018