Pumpti

a stupid illiterate crybaby who sucks so much dick he has a lisp and gets mad at everything and destroys your minecraft base if you say something even mildly offensive to him, the textbook definition of a fucktard

"I'd never want to be like that retard pumpti"

by Varavix July 14, 2022

pumpty dumpty

A one night stand without the use of a condom.

Man I had a pumpty dumpty last night and now it burns when I piss.

by gohobt December 05, 2021