Pumpkincist

It is when you insult a pumpkin.

imagine being pumpkincist!!

by sussypumpk1n September 21, 2022

pumpkinism

Racism but for pumpkins

Spookley the square pumpkin had to deal with pumpkinism

by Shawtysavage September 7, 2019

pumpkinjitis

adj. The swelling of a head due to chronic pumpkin (or different vegetables/fruits) interactions

My dad's pumpkinjitis head has been big since the beginning of time.

by mcustode March 22, 2009

Pumpkinitis

Soreness of the hands, wrists, arms, and/or shoulders due to the excessive making of pumpkin spice beverages

After working an 8-hour shift at the coffee shop, I had to ice my wrist due to an extreme case of pumpkinitis

by tskizzle September 19, 2014

pumpkinitis

Getting boned in the pooper on Halloween.

This is derived from the Olde English word "Pumpkinitous" which is defined as: The act of being startled by a rooster, tripping and falling out of a barn window, down a ladder, and into a wagonload of pumpkins, resulting in a pumpkin stem piercing through your Dungarees and lodging in your anus.

larry: Yo B-train, where u been? we been playin' Keno all night at FoodMart wit out you.

billy: shit man, i got a mad case of pumpkinitis. u win?

larry: 12 bucks

billy: safe!

by larryDC August 18, 2006

pumpkinpastor

my favorite person :) <333

“have you talked to pumpkinpastor lately?”
“yes! they’re so sweet”

by wayfan11 June 9, 2021

pumpkinpastor

the sweetest person in the world :)

“have you met pumpkinpastor?”
“yes! i love them!”

by wayfan11 June 9, 2021