pumpkinjitis 

adj. The swelling of a head due to chronic pumpkin (or different vegetables/fruits) interactions

My dad's pumpkinjitis head has been big since the beginning of time.

pumpkinjitis by mcustode March 22, 2009

Pumpkinitis 

Soreness of the hands, wrists, arms, and/or shoulders due to the excessive making of pumpkin spice beverages

After working an 8-hour shift at the coffee shop, I had to ice my wrist due to an extreme case of pumpkinitis

Pumpkinitis by tskizzle September 19, 2014

pumpkinitis 

Getting boned in the pooper on Halloween.

This is derived from the Olde English word "Pumpkinitous" which is defined as: The act of being startled by a rooster, tripping and falling out of a barn window, down a ladder, and into a wagonload of pumpkins, resulting in a pumpkin stem piercing through your Dungarees and lodging in your anus.

larry: Yo B-train, where u been? we been playin' Keno all night at FoodMart wit out you.

billy: shit man, i got a mad case of pumpkinitis. u win?

larry: 12 bucks

billy: safe!

pumpkinitis by larryDC August 18, 2006