Pump and Run

To sleep with some one when you have no intention of seeing them at any other point in time after.
To fuck someone then bolt.

To secure myself from wallet drain, I decided to give the pump and run.

by exponentialhalitosis December 13, 2004

Old English Pump and Run

a variation of Vivaldi's 8th Symphony in A minor, this involves: insertion of the male penis into the mandibula of a three-month pregnant sea donkey. Upon insertion the male farts as loud as possible while simultaneously humming the first 3 bars of the Czechoslovakia national anthem and plagerizing a copy of the world renoun one act play Oust (originally written and directed by Al Gore).

Bobby busted out with the Old English Pump and Run last night during a game of twister with the family.

by doctronx boys February 16, 2009