Halitosis Defence

Common ins sports when one player attempts to keep another player from scoring screaming in the face of the player.

Holly shit! He knocked Bob out with the halitosis defence!

by exponentialhalitosis December 13, 2004

Pump and Run

To sleep with some one when you have no intention of seeing them at any other point in time after.
To fuck someone then bolt.

To secure myself from wallet drain, I decided to give the pump and run.

by exponentialhalitosis December 13, 2004

Aunt Susie's Ash Can

Noun - A place to stick things. Usually used when trying to make a point about something.

Ya?!! Well you can take that and stick it in your Aunt Susie's ash can!

by exponentialhalitosis September 26, 2006

Bitch Stick

noun: A stick no biger round than your thumb. Used for beating Women until the 20th centry. Commonly associated with the Victorian era.

My wife just don't get it. She keeps saying that women should vote. If she doesn't close her trap, she is going to have an appointment with Mr. Bitch Stick.

by exponentialhalitosis December 13, 2004

snickerpiddle

Same damn thing as shits and giggles

Well, for snickerpiddles, why don'y we sew Jake's head to the carpet?

by exponentialhalitosis December 10, 2004

Wallet Drain

When your significant other drains all the money out of your wallet/purse.

I love da bitch, but man she is a serious case of wallet drain.

by exponentialhalitosis December 13, 2004

Fuddle

To be uncommonly clear minded.
Opposite of befuddle.

Man that dude is pimp! I aint never seen noone so fuddled. He must do rocket sugery

by exponentialhalitosis December 13, 2004